Tag: Wall Street
Shell Shocked: Wall Street’s $85 Oil Panic
Trump blockaded the Strait of Hormuz, oil hit $85, and Wall Street remembered what geopolitical risk means. Just comics.
Micron Bets $250 Billion on AI; Wall Street Spends the Week Betting It’s Insane
Micron pledged $250 billion for U.S. AI chip plants the same week markets wiped $1 trillion off semiconductors doubting AI pays off. A satirical look at capex as faith.