Tag: Wall Street satire
Crude Intentions: How Wall Street Turned a Strait Crisis Into a Bonus Bonanza
When the Strait of Hormuz started looking like a naval war game, most people worried about gas prices, supply chains, and whether their retirement accounts would survive another geopolitical shock. Wall Street trading desks, however, heard something else entirely: the quiet ka-ching of volatility bonuses ringing in like church bells. Brent crude spiked past $86…
The Super Cycle Shuffle: Jamie Dimon Counts Billions While IBM Eats Dirt
Banks post record AI-super-cycle profits while IBM suffers its worst crash since 1968. Wall Street satire writes itself.
Ring the Bell: Wall Street’s $251 Billion IPO Stampede
Wall Street raised a record $251 billion taking companies public in 2026, led by SpaceX’s largest-ever debut. A satirical cartoon on the great going-public stampede.