EDITION No. 1 — JULY 2026
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The Spoof Street
Financial
Comics!
Where every bull market has a silver lining — and every silver lining has a punchline.
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Los precios del petróleo se disparan mientras el estrecho de Hormuz se vuelve una “zona sin vuelos para buques”
Los precios del petróleo suben 4,6 % para Brent y 4,5 % para WTI tras un ataque de tanque‑carga – el Golfo – “la nueva ‘zona sin buques’.”
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Oil Prices Surge as Hormuz Tension Turns Gulf Into a ‘No‑Fly Zone for Tankers’
Oil prices jumped 4.6% for Brent and 4.5% for WTI after a projectile‑driven tanker attack — the Gulf – “the new ‘no‑tanker‑zone’.”
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Pentair Pierde $2 Mil Millones Tras Descubrir Wall Street Que las Piscinas Son un Lujo
Pentair se desplomó un 17% al recortar su guía y perder a su CFO, demostrando que Wall Street olvidó que las bombas de piscina son discrecionales cuando nadie puede comprar una casa.
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Crypto’s ‘Death Cross’ Was Supposed to Be a Bloodbath — Bitcoin Hit $65K Instead
Bitcoin’s 50-day MA crossed below its 200-day MA — classic death cross. The market responded by immediately rallying to $65K. In crypto, death means something different.
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Crude Intentions: How Wall Street Turned a Strait Crisis Into a Bonus Bonanza
When the Strait of Hormuz started looking like a naval war game, most people worried about gas prices, supply chains, and whether their retirement accounts would survive another geopolitical shock. Wall Street trading desks, however, heard something else entirely: the quiet ka-ching of volatility bonuses ringing in like church bells. Brent crude spiked past $86…
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The Super Cycle Shuffle: Jamie Dimon Counts Billions While IBM Eats Dirt
Banks post record AI-super-cycle profits while IBM suffers its worst crash since 1968. Wall Street satire writes itself.
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Shell Shocked: Wall Street’s $85 Oil Panic
Trump blockaded the Strait of Hormuz, oil hit $85, and Wall Street remembered what geopolitical risk means. Just comics.
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Micron Bets $250 Billion on AI; Wall Street Spends the Week Betting It’s Insane
Micron pledged $250 billion for U.S. AI chip plants the same week markets wiped $1 trillion off semiconductors doubting AI pays off. A satirical look at capex as faith.
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Ring the Bell: Wall Street’s $251 Billion IPO Stampede
Wall Street raised a record $251 billion taking companies public in 2026, led by SpaceX’s largest-ever debut. A satirical cartoon on the great going-public stampede.
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Bubble.exe: Wall Street’s $725 Billion A.I. Fever Dream
Wall Street found a new religion, and its holy water is electricity. Somebody bless the server racks — the collection plate is now the size of Delaware. Picture the scene: a soap…